buts in vegas

You can hit me. But I’ll hit back, and I hit harder.

I was kinda a big deal on a relatively unknown internet site. Then they banned my ass.

I claim to be:

The Original Bloodninja
The Valley Boi
Scourge of the West
Writer of every decent multi-panel joke on 4chan as anon
The Apothicon
Some Asshole on the Internet

Stalk me on Insta Hogan Torah @partyweapon
Talk smack to me on Twitter @Sent from my Toilet
I want to be the guy who writes the movie blurbs for cable @movie_synopsis