hogans beer

A beer? That’s just enough to piss me off. But I do appreciate the gesture

Okay. Got a decent decent buzz going. Feeling loose. Ready to write!

coooors

See, I’ve had sex. With every tehcity. Except an Eskimo. And an Aboriginal. No seriously. Only two left. Well, three if you count albinos. I’d totally do one of those.

I peed in the refrigerator and fell asleep naked wearing silky lacy panties with matching bra. Those tranny’s are on to something I tell you. I’m not going to remember any of this.