First, someone went way too far in training this gorilla. Like, you have this gorilla that’s basically a deity and you have somehow trained it to throw plates in my general direction. Not sure what I did to deserve this honor. Maybe you are one...
It’s not a puzzle that has a solution. It’s like a woman. I’ll never really understand them, but I have noticed some anomalies and patterns. I’ve talked about a lot of things I’ve done in the past. Once thing I have not talked about is what...
4chan Lurk moar No limits apply There are no real rules A cat is fine too. Lurk moar - it’s never enough it is not your personal army Anonymous is legion I’ve said too much. Avoid traps unless that’s your thing. Lurk moar - You don’t find them…. Oh here’s something non cryptic. No one who...
No reason. Underwear does help my dick from chafing on my zipper and allows my jeans to be worn an extra day before my pants smell the same as my ass. Your country was probably founded by Christians who still have this crazy nudity hang up....
Tie an Xbox One X around your neck. Carry a backpack with an assortment of Nerf guns. Walk around streaming sports bloopers on your phone 24–7. Buy a Mustang GT. There was this girl in High School that would let you drive her Mustang...
Today I noticed I had 1000+ followers. I thought about doing a voice reveal, but I have zero delusions that anyone gives a shit what I sound like. I don’t blame you. I actually am a better talker than writer if you can believe it. No,...
It took me over 40 years to get this interesting. Okay, I’ve always been interesting. My Dad was a frigging Mousekeeter, so I was interesting before I could talk. Most of people who are interesting aren't born interesting. Interesting takes life experience. You can say you...
I'm going to tell you something I wish someone told me. You will never be hot to the girls in your class. One or two boys are the designated hot ones. You don't want to be a hot boy. Trust me. As long as you...
Stop clicking that garbage. You’re only encouraging them. “Those who can’t do, teach.” — George Bernard Shaw or Woody Allen Google’s results are conflicting in reference to the above quote and it doesn’t really matter. This isn’t a story about who said what. This story is about all the...
Shows up with a Crate amp and a Squier by Fender with a case that looks brand new. Blames every mistake on his cheap guitar. Mentions how much better he is on his Les Paul that was stolen after every song. Has no idea...