Category: News

  • What’s Your Body Count?

    What’s Your Body Count?

    What’s your number and what does that number mean to you? Does the number of partners your romantic interests have had matter? Is there a threshold for you for consideration to date or marry? Why are men more concerned about how many partners a woman has had than men are of women? Christianity stigma for…

  • The Dog Shelter Story (Can You Call My Phone Again)

    The Dog Shelter Story (Can You Call My Phone Again)

    “You two can have a seat. We take people in every half hour. So you have about 10 minutes.” I was nervous. It had been almost 6 months since my ex-wife left and took my dog but it was time. Jessica (my roommate slash fuck buddy) came with me for moral support. Ugh. Animal shelters…

  • Here’s a Story About My Butt

    Here’s a Story About My Butt

    Due to my father’s predisposition to gambling, my family only went on vacation to places that had blackjack tables. My family always spent our vacations in either Vegas or Lake Tahoe. I preferred Lake Tahoe because it was Vegas with ski slopes. While we skied, Dad gambled. I skied alone as I was much more…

  • Everything I Know About Being a Writer I Learned from Pro Wrestling

    Everything I Know About Being a Writer I Learned from Pro Wrestling

    As it pertains to pro wrestling a cheap pop is when you do something easy and basic to get a rise out of the crowd. It can be as simple as raising your arms. More advanced would be name dropping city you are in while cutting a promo. If you’re a heel you bury the…

  • There Was no Horse in Our Drive Through Order

    There Was no Horse in Our Drive Through Order

    I was eating a hamburger in my car in the parking lot of a McDonald’s in a very urban area with my girlfriend. She was looking at something on her phone while I was making quick work of the three 89 cent hamburgers I ordered. Then I saw it. A horse. In some odd ceremonial…