11 Jul Emoji that I never use. Emoji infest my thoughts and dreams
Why do certain emojis exist? Weird emoji that I don’t who would ever use them?
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Why and who would ever use it?
Let’s go squat in a condemned house 🏋️♂️🏚️
I was smoking crack at the trap house 🤪🏚️
What is it even supposed to be?
He had a stroke while signing the papers 🖊️ 〽️
I can’t even make fun of it. Has anyone ever used this emoji intentionally and for what purpose?
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Reece, you must infiltrate Cyberdyne’s base and travel to the past 🕋 🔮 (Oh, it’s the holiest Muslim building in Mecca… Whoops.) I’m going to keeping it up so no one else makes the same mistake.
Then there’s the weird duplicates.
Like why do we need this 🔍 when there’s this 🔎? I need a left handed magnifying glass dammit! Not a right.
⛄ That’s cool. But then there’s this ☃️. Look closely. They’re not the same. Personally, I’m a snow-less snowman guy.
Now Vogue 🙆🏻♂️🙆🏻♀️💁🏿♂️💁🏿♀️🙅🏽♂️🙅🏽♀️
And of course, men dancing in black leotards wearing rabbit ears. 👯♂️👯♂️👯♂️
There is no option to make them black. I am offended and will sign a petition online that does nothing except put me on an email mailing list to sign more online petitions that do nothing.