Tag: humor

  • The Dog Shelter Story (Can You Call My Phone Again)

    The Dog Shelter Story (Can You Call My Phone Again)

    “You two can have a seat. We take people in every half hour. So you have about 10 minutes.” I was nervous. It had been almost 6 months since my ex-wife left and took my dog but it was time. Jessica (my roommate slash fuck buddy) came with me for moral support. Ugh. Animal shelters…

  • There Was no Horse in Our Drive Through Order

    There Was no Horse in Our Drive Through Order

    I was eating a hamburger in my car in the parking lot of a McDonald’s in a very urban area with my girlfriend. She was looking at something on her phone while I was making quick work of the three 89 cent hamburgers I ordered. Then I saw it. A horse. In some odd ceremonial…